The Joke Game

[~*::Razorbill::*~]

Ok, so here's how this game works. One person posts a joke, the next rates how funny it is on a scale of 1-10.

So, to start this game off...

What do you call a real, genuine goose?
Propaganda

[Breakaway Kennels]

5.
I don't get it? xD

[Cheetah]

Perhaps the next person who rates the joke should also have to post a joke of their own... might keep it going a little better lol...

[Nataliedee]

lmao -8-
Yesh Then everyone could join in ^^

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Ok then, heres a joke.
Husband: My wife's credit card got stolen.
Friend: Oh, that's horrible.
Husband: Not really, the person who stole it is spending less than she was!

[Breakaway Kennels]

LOL!
9.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever.

[Kelila]

Eh...7.

Three men are walking up a hill. Suddenly, they come upon a huge cliff.
"Great!" Frank says. "We came all the way up here for nothing!"
"Actually, you didn't." says a voice. All three men stare at a rock from which the voice had come.
"What? What do you mean?" questions Bob.
"I mean," says the rock, "that this is a magic cliff. Just jump off it, call out what you want to be, and you will magically transform!"
"That's all?" says Dan.
"Yup!" says the rock. "Now go to it!"
"I'll go first!" says Dan. He takes a deep breath, leaps off the cliff, and screams, "EAGLE!!" He immediately transforms into an eagle and majestically soars over the horizon.
Seeing the results, Frank decides to go next. He cracks his knuckles, hops over the edge, and yells, "HORSE!"
Bob watches his second friend gallop proudly away after hitting the ground. Deciding to be as prepared as possible, he takes several deep breaths. Figuring a running start will give him a better chance, he backs up from the cliff. In a burst of speed, Bob zooms toward the brink. At the last minute, he trips over the rock at the edge of the cliff.
"Aw, crap!"

[Breakaway Kennels]

....5....

He is a very smart dog

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.

"That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film."

The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."

(Found this joke on a website. I thought it was cute more-so than funny. )

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9
((My mom keeps on telling us this joke, trying to get us to laugh))
The Parsly farmer was to lazy to pay his taxes. One day the tax colleter comes to him and says. "I'm sorry, but we have to garnish your wages."

[kady]

3
What do you call a sick dog?
A Germy Sheperd!

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4
There are three types of people. We showed them each a glass that was filled half of the way with water. This is what they said.
Person 1: The glass is half full.
Person 2: The glass is half empty.
Person 3: Hey, this isn't what I ordered! Where's my cheese burger?!

[lozoloz]

6
(this is a political joke, so no offense to those who support Bush.)
Once a man died and went to heaven. One of the angels there greeted him and gave him a tour of heaven. "This is the room of clocks. You can see any clock but your own." the angel said.
"Can I see George Buh's clock?"
"Sorry, that one isn't hear. God is using it in his office as an overhead fan."

[~*::Razorbill::*~]

8, LOL!

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"

[lozoloz]

7 haha
Once, a blonde girl, a brunette girl, and a brown haired girl were going to be executed. The brown haired girl was going first. "I know what to do." she said.
"Ready aim.." said the executioner.
"EARTHQUAKE" said the brown haired girl. The executioner ran to hide while she got away.
"I know what to do" said the brunette girl.
"Ready aim.." said the executioner.
"TORNADO!" said the brunette girl. The exectutioner ran to hide while she got away.
"I know what to do now." said the blonde.
"Ready aim.." said the executioner.
"FIRE!!" said the blonde girl

[Cheetah]

7 lmao

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when....................................

Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.