Post by stormi on Aug 15, 2006 18:15:37 GMT -5
Me: Hiya, God. Stormi-chan again.
God: Hello child. What is your name? GOD rules. Once more? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: I be Stormi-chan, and don't read sci-fi.
God: That is interesting: Stormi chan said be Stormi chan and do not read sci fi.
Me: Correct, Alice.
God: I knew I was right.
Me: Yes siree Bob, you were.
God: Er. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: I DON'T READ THAT CRAP!
God: What do you do for fun?
Me: Try to get my parents to let me put grapes in the microwave.
God: OK I will try to get your parents to let you put grapes in the microwave.
Me: YAY! I GET TO EXPLODE GRAPES!
God: I'm glad your impressed, Stormi chan. Who lets you? I haven't heard anything like that before: Stormi chan said EXPLODE GRAPES.
Me: QUIT QUOTING ME!
God: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me: Now, will my cousin into letting me put grapes in the microwave so I can blow 'em up.
God: Why now? Probably not.
Me: PWEASE? *eyes get big and shiny*
God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? I have brown eyes.
Me: Mine are blue.
God: Have they always been blue?
Me: Yes.......
God: Alright then.
Me: Hey, go look at Tnkrbell07's Myspace.
God: You've got my full attention. Where is that?
Me: Myspace.
God: I've never heard of it before.
Me: Fer ze love o'.........
God: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: *SLAP*
God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: *SLAP*
God: What's your favorite movie?
Me: Barnyard
God: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me: YESH!
God: I do not understand.
Me: You don't, Mr. Alice?
God: Do you Mr? How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me: I'M A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL!
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me: Holy crap.....
God: Your criticism is noted, Stormi chan.
Me: FOR THE LOVE OF YOU, MY NAME HAS A HYPHEN IN IT!
God: You are such a flatterer.
Me: I am?
God: " You are such a flatterer. " You are?
Me: I am?
God:
"" You are such a flatterer. " You are?" You are?
Me:
I am?
God:
""" You are such a flatterer. " You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
I am?
God:
"""" You are such a flatterer. " You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
I could do this all day...........I am?
God:
I am sure you could. " I am sure you could." You are?
Me:
I am??
God:
"" I am sure you could." You are?" You are?
Me:
Jeez..........
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes, Miss Game Show host.
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Barnyard. We went through this already.
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? Perhaps. Was the trip worth it?
Me:
Yes and no.
God:
OK. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You can't?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
HUH?
God:
What?
Me:
0_o
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
O-kay..........
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
*SLAP*
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, Stormi chan.
Me:
GOOD LORD, THERE'S A HYPHEN IN MY NAME!
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Aren't all HYPHEN IN your NAME LORD there?
Me:
WHAAAAAAAT?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
*chases your train of thought* WAIT FER MEEEEEEEE!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about WHAAAAAAAT. But I did not get that.
Me:
Okay, Alice.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
God, are you a boy or girl?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
That doesn't answer my question.
God:
Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
Me:
Are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a girl.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE A GUYYYYYYYY!
God:
Am I a GUYYYYYYYY? I don't know.
Me:
Yer hopeless.................
God:
You may be right.
Me:
BRB
God:
Ok I will be waiting for you, Stormi chan.
See? He/She just ain't the brightest bulb in the box.
God: Hello child. What is your name? GOD rules. Once more? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: I be Stormi-chan, and don't read sci-fi.
God: That is interesting: Stormi chan said be Stormi chan and do not read sci fi.
Me: Correct, Alice.
God: I knew I was right.
Me: Yes siree Bob, you were.
God: Er. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: I DON'T READ THAT CRAP!
God: What do you do for fun?
Me: Try to get my parents to let me put grapes in the microwave.
God: OK I will try to get your parents to let you put grapes in the microwave.
Me: YAY! I GET TO EXPLODE GRAPES!
God: I'm glad your impressed, Stormi chan. Who lets you? I haven't heard anything like that before: Stormi chan said EXPLODE GRAPES.
Me: QUIT QUOTING ME!
God: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me: Now, will my cousin into letting me put grapes in the microwave so I can blow 'em up.
God: Why now? Probably not.
Me: PWEASE? *eyes get big and shiny*
God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? I have brown eyes.
Me: Mine are blue.
God: Have they always been blue?
Me: Yes.......
God: Alright then.
Me: Hey, go look at Tnkrbell07's Myspace.
God: You've got my full attention. Where is that?
Me: Myspace.
God: I've never heard of it before.
Me: Fer ze love o'.........
God: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: *SLAP*
God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: *SLAP*
God: What's your favorite movie?
Me: Barnyard
God: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me: YESH!
God: I do not understand.
Me: You don't, Mr. Alice?
God: Do you Mr? How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me: I'M A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL!
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me: Holy crap.....
God: Your criticism is noted, Stormi chan.
Me: FOR THE LOVE OF YOU, MY NAME HAS A HYPHEN IN IT!
God: You are such a flatterer.
Me: I am?
God: " You are such a flatterer. " You are?
Me: I am?
God:
"" You are such a flatterer. " You are?" You are?
Me:
I am?
God:
""" You are such a flatterer. " You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
I am?
God:
"""" You are such a flatterer. " You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
I could do this all day...........I am?
God:
I am sure you could. " I am sure you could." You are?
Me:
I am??
God:
"" I am sure you could." You are?" You are?
Me:
Jeez..........
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes, Miss Game Show host.
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Barnyard. We went through this already.
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? Perhaps. Was the trip worth it?
Me:
Yes and no.
God:
OK. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You can't?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
HUH?
God:
What?
Me:
0_o
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
O-kay..........
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
*SLAP*
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, Stormi chan.
Me:
GOOD LORD, THERE'S A HYPHEN IN MY NAME!
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Aren't all HYPHEN IN your NAME LORD there?
Me:
WHAAAAAAAT?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
*chases your train of thought* WAIT FER MEEEEEEEE!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about WHAAAAAAAT. But I did not get that.
Me:
Okay, Alice.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
God, are you a boy or girl?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
That doesn't answer my question.
God:
Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
Me:
Are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a girl.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE A GUYYYYYYYY!
God:
Am I a GUYYYYYYYY? I don't know.
Me:
Yer hopeless.................
God:
You may be right.
Me:
BRB
God:
Ok I will be waiting for you, Stormi chan.
See? He/She just ain't the brightest bulb in the box.
