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« Reply #15 on Mar 5, 2006, 6:03pm » | |
8 lol
Once there was a blonde, a brunette, and a brown-haired girl stuck on an island, and the only way to get off it was to swim 60 miles. The brown-haired girl swam 1 mile and drowned. The brunette swam 30 miles and drowned. The blonde swam 59 3/4 miles, then got tired and swam back to go rest on the island.
(I love blonde jokes as you can tell)
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« Reply #16 on Mar 6, 2006, 5:23pm » | |
(Aren't brown-haired and brunette the same thing?)
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« Reply #17 on Mar 6, 2006, 9:29pm » | |
No, brunette is like a dark tanish colour, while brown is somewhere between brunette and black.
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« Reply #18 on Mar 7, 2006, 8:11pm » | |
Ah. Gotcha. On with the show!
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« Reply #19 on Mar 7, 2006, 8:25pm » | |
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A blonde, a Brunnette, and Red head are running from the cops. They get freaked out but get lucky and find three sacks in the woods. The blonde, Brunnette and Red Hed hop in them. So the cops finally catch up to them and see the three sacks. The cop goes up to the first bag and kicks it. The Brunnette goes "Meow!". And the cop says, "Oh, it's just a cat." Then he moves onto the second one. The red head goes "Woof!", making the cop think she's a dog. So he moves onto the blonde and kicks her sack. Well she screams "Potatoes!"
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« Reply #20 on Mar 7, 2006, 8:50pm » | |
10!!!! ROTFL, that one always cracks me up!!! Ooo... I've got one...
Fred is hanging out at the office water cooler one day, when up walks his friend Bob. Bob's ears are bandaged heavily, and he appears to be in much pain.
"What happened?!" exclaims Fred. "You look awful!"
"Well," says Bob, "the phone rang yesterday evening while I was ironing some shirts. I picked up the iron instead of the phone and burned my ear."
"Aw, that's too bad," says Fred. "But what about the other ear?"
"He called back."
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« Reply #21 on Mar 11, 2006, 10:39pm » | |
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There's this smart blonde, and she gets fired from her work for the reputation blondes have. So she's driving home, muttering things under her breath, and the light turns red. She looks out her window and sees a blonde out in the middle of a field in a row boat trying to row across. She pulls over her car and gets out, and starts yelling at the blonde.
"It's you kind of blondes that give my kind of blondes a bad name! Why, if I could swim I'd go out there and kick your butt!"
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« Reply #22 on Mar 20, 2006, 10:01pm » | |
XD 7. I love blonde jokes.
A blonde walks into a store and begans to look around. She sees something she wants, and walks up to the guy at the counter.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there." She says, pointing to it.
"I'm sorry, we don't sell to ddumb blondes." the guys replies.
The blonde gets mad and storms home. That night she dyes her hair a bright red.
The next day, she goes back to the store and approaches the clerk again.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there."
"Sorry, we don't sell to dumb blondes."
Again, she storms out. That night she dyes her hair jet black.
The next day, she onces again comes into the store and approaches the clerk.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there."
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but we don't sell to dumb blondes." He replies, yet again.
Se (again,) gets pissed and storms out. That night she goes to extremes and shaves her head.
The next day she walks into the same store and approaches the clerk.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there."
The clerk sighs. "Sorry, but we don't sell to dumb blondes."
The blonde gets so frustrated that she yells at him, "How do you know I'm a dumb blonde?"
The clerk points to the object she's wanting buy and with a "duh" look on his face he replies,
"Because that's a microwave."
Oh, the joy of old jokes!
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« Reply #23 on Mar 25, 2006, 7:50pm » | |
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Once there was a alien that came down to earth to learn english so he bought a tv and started wacthing. First he turned it on the opera channel and learned me mi me meeeeee.
Next he turned on the cooking channel and learned forks and knives forks and knives.
Next he turned it on the kids channel and learned goody goody gum drop goody goody gum drop. Then it went on comercial and he learned plug it in plug it in plug it in plug it in.
Suddenly the cops came and said do you know who killed this person he said me mi me meeee. Than they said with what? He said forks and knives forks and knives. Than they said were gonna have to take you to jail then he said goody goody gum drop goody goody gum drop. Then they said were also gonna have to put you in the electric chair. the alien said plug it in plug it in. lol
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« Reply #24 on Oct 5, 2006, 10:33pm » | |
9 lol
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes
she'd hear at the office. So one evening she went home and
memorized all of the state capitals. Back in the office the next day,
some guy started telling a Dumb Blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes.
I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and
did something probably none of you could do.
I memorized all the state capitals.
One of the guys said, "I don't believe you."
She said, "It's true. Just test me!"
"Okay. What is the capital of Alaska?" he asked.
"A," she answered, smugly
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« Reply #25 on Dec 29, 2006, 4:41pm » | |
8 xD
(This is a blonde one. It’s not that good but it’s alright).
Once there were three women, a blonde a red-head and a brunette. They were in a shop what had paint and other things like that in it. The red-head said "Oh, look at all the paint". The Brunette said "There’s thousands in here, were would you start". The blonde walked over to the paint brushes and said "Wow, there odd tooth brushes". The three walked over to the gloss and varnish section. The red-head and brunette didn't say anything but the blonde walked over to one of the varnish tins that said 'Matt' on it, picked it up and said "Oh my goodness! My brother Matt if stuck in this tin. HELP HELP! Someone please get him out".
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(By the way if you are blondes I have nothing against blonde people because my best friend is blonde along with my auntie, there just a jokes ^_^).
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